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Moldy Burger Jar
$20.00

as the moldy peaches say, “these burgers…. are crazy….. these burgers.. are craaaazy.” If you haven’t listened to it you should buy this jar and listen to that song. does not come with real mold, sorry.

🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

house party rip

Banana Jar
$20.00

Bello!! Banana…. Banana!!! eeee ooooohooo hooooo

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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Fendi bag, Prada bag, Louis bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Birkin bag, Jar
$20.00

she bad.

❤ 👛 ❤ 👛 ❤ 👛 ❤ 👛❤ 👛 ❤ 👛 ❤ 👛

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Alien Glow in the Dark Star Jar
$20.00

E.T. phone home……….

🛋 👽 🛸 👽 🛋 🛸 👽 🛋 🛸 👽 🛋

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Pink Strawberry Sweet Cake Jar
$20.00

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

🍓 🎂 🍰 🍓 🍰 🍓 🍰 🎂 🍓


Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Bestie Warheads Jars
$69.69

they have separation anxiety

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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Cactus Rose Jar
$30.00

A rose on any other cactus wouldn't be as cute.

🌵

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Bouquet Fairy Jar
$20.00

catch the bouquet at the wedding and you WILL turn into a fairy!

💐

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Starry Desert Night Jar
$20.00

there's nothing better than smoking a joint while drinking a milkshake while eating fried chicken while listening to music while reading Stephen Kings "Carrie" while lying under the starry desert sky.

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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

joshua tree air b n b rip

Camouflage Deer Jar
$20.00

not sure if you can see this jar.

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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Ring Pop Jar
$20.00

news flash: candy goes great with drugs! *bear in mind this ring pop is not edible and has been coated in modge podge and glitter to preserve it's beauty and ward off ants. may deteriorate over time, but probably not for years at least*

🍬 🍭

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Pink Rose Tea Jar
$30.00

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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Statue Jars
$20.00

for those seeking a more elegant, tasteful, less kooky jar. a jar to make your grandma proud!


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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Beige Teddy Bear Jar
$20.00

cuddle up to these cute jars!!!!


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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Oil Lamp Jars
$20.00

for when you need to roll your joint in the dark.

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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

grandma’s estate sale rip

Dessert Jars
$20.00

grandma always baked sweets for others but would only consume cigarettes/coffee for breakfast lunch and dinner.


🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Swan Jars
$30.00

these beauties technically can be lit however the candle melts fast and the acrylic paint might be flammable!


🦢 🕯 🦢 🕯 🦢 🕯 🦢 🕯 🦢

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Hotwheels Jars
$20.00

Grandma loved her cars more than her grandchildren— and she told them so!


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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Aurora Fairy Jar
$30.00

she was a fairy….. comes with a miniature fairy trinket inside for good luck!

🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏼‍♂️

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Green Whipped Cream Jars
from $11.11

These remind me of the green ketchup craze of the 2000’s.

👽🍒🤢

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Mad Hatter Pink Mushroom Cake
$40.00

I will eat anything that has a sign that says “EAT ME.”

🕳🐇🎩

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

let them eat cake rip

Whipped Cream Bikini from Varsity Blues Jars
from $20.00

These are inspired by the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues.

👙🍒

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Tea Party Jars
$30.00

Choose between Blue Fairy Cake and Blue Cherry Cake. Both go great with tea!

🫖☕️🧚🏼‍♀️

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Marie Antoinette Whipped Cream Jars
from $20.00

Let them eat cream!

😈🎂

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Moldy Burger Jar
$20.00

as the moldy peaches say, “these burgers…. are crazy….. these burgers.. are craaaazy.” If you haven’t listened to it you should buy this jar and listen to that song. does not come with real mold, sorry.

🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔 🦠 🍔

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

house party

Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Fendi bag, Prada bag, Louis bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Birkin bag, Jar
$20.00

she bad.

❤ 👛 ❤ 👛 ❤ 👛 ❤ 👛❤ 👛 ❤ 👛 ❤ 👛

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Banana Jar
$20.00

Bello!! Banana…. Banana!!! eeee ooooohooo hooooo

🍌 🙂 🍌 🙂 🍌 🙂 🍌 🙂 🍌

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Alien Glow in the Dark Star Jar
$20.00

E.T. phone home……….

🛋 👽 🛸 👽 🛋 🛸 👽 🛋 🛸 👽 🛋

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Ice Cream Cow Jar
$20.00

i am not a cat, i don’t say meow. i go Mooooooooooooooo

🐮 🍦 🐮 🍦 🐮 🍦 🐮 🍦 🐮 🍦

Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.

Pink Strawberry Sweet Cake Jar
$20.00

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

🍓 🎂 🍰 🍓 🍰 🍓 🍰 🎂 🍓


Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.